给老公老婆备注能有多离谱?笑疯了,网友:亚马逊悍妇!
今日话题:给老公老婆备注能有多离谱?话说我们在生活中,像我们常用的微信和电话联系人往往都会打上备注以此来区分,但有一部分人会在备注上玩出新花样呢!
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看完网友们的备注嘴巴都给笑咧了。
所以,你给你老公老婆的备注是什么呀?来,让我们一起来看看网友分享!
我滴个乖乖,他是怎么得罪你了[捂脸][捂脸]
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确实免费哈[捂脸][捂脸]
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果然,不能结婚[泣不成声][泣不成声]
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还得是你们会玩[捂脸]
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学会了,我也给他改成“猪头肉”吧![泪奔]
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你这个会不会有点过分了?[泣不成声][泣不成声]
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他应该比较好动吧?
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要不你俩能在一起?[捂脸]
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会不会你接到骚扰电话都叫老婆[黑线]
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论你俩的重要性[我想静静]
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看来平时你没少喂他,下次换饲养员[灵光一闪]
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羡慕了,接一个身材好做家务的好男人[呲牙][呲牙]
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怀疑你在秀恩爱,但是我又没证据[泪奔]
哈哈哈,要笑晕了。
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写到最后
你们来猜猜我给我家的备注是什么呢?
我老公睡觉爱打呼噜,还是特别大声的那种,每天都把我吵的睡不下,烦死了。我给他备注“呼噜震天响的睡神” ,哈哈哈…
不过啊,我们这些离谱的备注大多是在亲密关系中以幽默、调侃的方式存在的,并不是什么恶意,这样的备注反而能增添我们生活之间的趣味呢。
那么你们给老公老婆备注是什么呢?一起来聊一聊吧! ❤️ 每一天都是一个新的机会。 ❤️—— 来自:荷包蛋部落(HBD0.CN)已读乱回
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