仔仔 发表于 2024-8-12 17:45:03

如果你变成吸血鬼会是有钱人吗?网友评论太扎心,逃不了打工的命

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最近啊,有网友问,为什么吸血鬼总是以有钱人的身份出现呢。刚开始对这个问题我觉得有点奇怪,有几百上千年的时光,为什么不能是有钱人呢?
直到看见了评论区网友的回答,才发现即便是吸血鬼,也不能都变成有钱人,因为打工人永远只想着上班赚钱。
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怪不得有些吸血鬼都想给自己整死,连上几百年夜班,永生的诱惑也没那么大
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我都吸血鬼了,你还想让我干活挣钱,而且还是外卖的活
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饿了随便找个人啃了,啃完了还能把食物的房子和钱占为己有
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吸血鬼都不会死了,每天干20个小时怎么够,一天就给一小时解决吃饭问题
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果然打工真的能穷一辈子,吸血鬼都不吃不喝打工132年了,连北上广的房子都买不了
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记得换成黄金带到棺材里,不然一百年过去货币大概率不通用了
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都能长生不老了,还想着打工呢,好一个牛马圣体
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天天换着软件刷视频做任务,结果看半年流量费都没挣到
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吸血鬼是吸血鬼,资本家是资本家,虽然老把资本家叫吸血鬼,但吸血鬼不是资本家
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我们还是人,抛不下骨子里的遵纪守法,真变成吸血鬼那真说不定
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我都是吸血鬼了 我为什么还要上班!你真是太容易满足了,一个月2000
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我还以为吸血鬼把有钱人吸了,就越来越有钱,结果评论区里的吸血鬼居然还在上夜班
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对此,大家怎么看呢?你们有过类似的见闻或者经历吗?欢迎留言哦
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-8-12 22:06:31

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