笑不活，过安检的社死瞬间，网友:脱鞋安检,脚趾缝夹的是我的尊严
谁还没有为了过安检拼过命呢？有时候操作不好，是真的社死。都知道现在公共交通，为了保障乘客和公共安全，都会要求大家过安检，坐飞机高铁更是不例外，但总是有人会出现各种意外，不仅给安检人员吓一跳，也把自己搞得手足无措。
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比如我如果要坐飞机，那是绝对要选一双不破洞的袜子的，毕竟要脱鞋，平时埋汰无所谓，大庭广众下埋汰那可就太社死了，没想到很多网友有过更多搞笑时刻，要被网友们的经历笑死：
这确实不能怪安检员，你这动作很有可能夹带啊，是你不慎重了[看]。
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你说你搞这么多层，让安检也很难做啊。
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帽子一摘，露出你戴着头套的头，欸妈呀，想想很好笑的程度。
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安检吓得头脑风暴：这什么人啊，知道有毒还喝？这什么毒啊，药效这么快？
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只要你不尴尬，尴尬的就是别人[看]。
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你这地址很难让人不渴望，警官半夜想起都痛心疾首的程度。
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天哪，手检好危险。
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你说说，这多冒昧。
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真是大孝子[捂脸]，没给你叉地上算不错啦。
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不太懂，带巧克力也好啊，为啥就可着白糖带。
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这袖子真这么能装吗？
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热气[捂脸]？就是所谓的小孩身体热？
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老头：早知道不看热闹了。
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这就是girls help girls？
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啊这可不兴掏，掏出来得吓着你。
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保安：你不要过来啊。
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啊？这还能捡呢？
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旁边大妈：快下来，你咋这么虎呢。
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你这个有点吓人啊。
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咋还带人身攻击的？
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乘客：大人冤枉啊，真的没想炸飞机。
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但安检得越严，就代表乘坐环境越安全。所以想要个人的私密物品不被看到，可要提前藏好啦。 🚀 支持楼主，帖子内容太棒了！ 🚀—— 来自：荷包蛋部落（HBD0.CN）已读乱回
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