果然急诊科除了急诊俩字,啥都不能信!看网友评论真的汗流浃背了
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在医院里面上班的医护人员,最害怕听到的就是急诊室要送人来吧!
一般情况紧急的病人都会先送急诊抢救以后,再送到其他科室里,这个时候急诊的医护人员就会展示他们忽悠的功底了!
久而久之,很多科室都学聪明了,都说急诊的话,除了急诊二字,,其他的话都不能信,比如:
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我待过急诊,病人喝药失禁了,怕ICU不要,说没事,洗过胃了,不能动别的没啥,到地方ICU都懵了,我们把人抬地上就跑了,不敢停,怕人家不要
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不不不,只有我是急诊是真的,当他打给你的时候,你就好不了一点了
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那不应该直接送介入吗,还送病房
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啊?那你咋打字的?
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我在外科,一个病人术后氧饱94,我就说家属多喊喊,氧吸着,防舌后坠窒息。去了急诊后,94?这不挺好,氧慢慢吸着,没事
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我老师一般都是直接登他们号看床哈哈哈哈
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你是饿了么?鸡胗说……
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真的是得有命才能治,我爸爸送去急诊抢救,我以为会是在做手术或者打针之类的,结果半个多小时医生出来说什么措施也没有,那我说你随便有点措施啊,钱不要紧,医生说他得有心跳啊,进来以后一直没有心跳,没有任何方法
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哈哈哈哈哈哈 我就是那个急性弥漫性阑尾炎 穿孔的那种
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拉肚子肚子疼吗算小卡拉米了
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我上次急性肠胃炎,上吐下泻肚子疼的要死了,半夜去的急诊,刚做完所有检查躺病床上就来了几个车祸的,再晚一点我也得等着了
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其实说的也没错啊 还没死
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