仔仔 发表于 2024-8-26 20:13:50

哈哈,这么断句不要命啦,完全戳中本人笑点!这就是中文的魅力。

汉语博大精深,断句的奇妙就是其中之一。当不懂断句遇上顶级理解,会是怎样的奇妙体验~
客户要求是雕刻成 龙头,但是没叫你雕 成龙 头啊!
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什么?要分我们地瓜?分掉我们地瓜者,虽远必诛!
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你瞅瞅你的称呼,你礼貌不。[抠鼻]
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所以就会有人问,谁是铁柱。
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哈哈哈 胡老师的广告费只够买半块宣传板有时候钱真是不能省啊
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好神奇,能保存恐龙化石已经非常不容易了,还能保存哭恐龙蛋蛋皮耶
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博物馆,好了,我改,我改还不行吗
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要不怎么你是土地呢,你这思想觉悟,肯定步步高升啊
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不然呢,你说的不是这个意思嘛?
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你这是标点符号的问题,还是本身就有问题呢!
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哈哈哈,你没问题,我没问题,到底是谁的问题呢
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好问题,为什么买三只松鼠呢
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额...没有鸭!
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一看就是直男思维。我只关心你上不上分,而不关心你分不分
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哈哈,谁家好人 叫这个名啊[捂脸]
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你不光是不能少字,你也不能倒装句啊!
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好问题,奶牙在哪呀?
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试试 从左往右读与从右往左读 绝对不是一个意思
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-8-26 21:26:17

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