家长给的建议有多离谱,网友:我爸说再找一个,就知道对象大不大度
不知道大家有没有遇到过，当和长辈在讨论一件事时，他们常常会根据自己的成长经历给到意见，长辈常说的一句话就是：我吃的盐比你吃的米都多，我会不知道吗？但也别太离谱，有些长辈给的建议简直跟上古神话似的，不能说奇怪，只能说是离谱到家了。https://flv0.bn.netease.com/2d3bc1073f499825c8f64a212735c0095ea325cb6024fc34127526027cbe98641a228e4b01f63e7ed86825691ae40e687b27fd76f7a19b8cbbc398115facd5d46060ba7a7eeff7c9e3d339271570b672c1b149a221f09e39b0a707003f432fafccc67bc930f951d51e732ed5cba4330f80cfd0bec7e0a4ab.m3u8
想想这些离谱建议的存在，就是因为他们年轻时候这些办法确实是管用的，有的真的能找到一个靠谱稳定的工作，该说不说，真的实名羡慕了，以至于现在说出来，跟天方夜谭有什么区别[捂脸]，笑死，真的会被惊到：
奶的方法真不赖啊哈哈哈，也是，毕竟真的试管还是女生受罪。
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妈妈：我看上他那个摊很久了。
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以前真的很多这样的[捂脸]，矮子堆里拔高个反正。
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令尊的思想有点开放啊。
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咋的，一只老母鸡加10分吗？
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一辈子就教一年级？听得心凉半截。
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妈妈：那谁知道呢？[看]
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但他们不承认，还会说你不听话。
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啊？这是要去面试还是去cosplay？
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会不会被人家笑一个月[捂脸]。
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看奶奶多惦记你，要给你准备大别墅，别让奶奶被骗了[捂脸]。
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啊？就是个报名通道呗？那到时候如果真考上了是不是还得说多亏他？
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真的，想把我送进去可以直说的。
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这种我觉得应该不是个例，以前还是蛮多这种情况的。
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所以说以前是人情社会。
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只能说以前的人生容错率真高啊。
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阿姨天天饭吃不下觉睡不好，就想不通年纪轻轻怎么想着撬人家饭碗呢[看]。
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以前消息不明晰，所以就靠内部消息，可能就觉得这就是内部消息了。
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哈哈哈啊？真的吗？
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要叫董事长还是总经理啊？
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阿姨真行啊，活在时代前沿。
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不能啊，军人退伍更应该了解体系要求啊[捂脸]，不过这真的尴尬。
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食堂阿姨：看不见我看不见我，天降大祸啊这是。
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哈哈哈，确实整不了。
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员工还真不能卖，不然也属于吞没国有资产。
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领导真热心啊给解决了。
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天哪，我们也是真没赶上好时候啊，不然上吴彦祖家去坐坐，他不就是我的了？[看]
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哈哈哈哪来的好事啊，现在都是老板巴不得你睡在公司给他加班。
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那要学的可多了，可能得重头来过[笑哭]。
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在家把姥姥姥爷伺候好，比啥都强。
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哈哈哈要新鲜的，咋感觉在市场呢？
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这是啥奇奇怪怪的执念啊。
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看完真的会被笑死，很难评，毕竟现在跟以前完全是两个社会状态了，该说不说，还是很羡慕的[流泪]。 💎 继续顶，帖子非常有价值！ 💎—— 来自：荷包蛋部落（HBD0.CN）已读乱回 ✨ 你有无限的潜力，只需相信自己。 ✨—— 来自：荷包蛋部落（HBD0.CN）已读乱回
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