仔仔 发表于 2024-9-14 11:47:49

青牛精真是天庭的公务员?这习惯一不小心就暴露身份!笑死在评论区

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咱今儿就来唠唠青牛精这号人物,好多人都在琢磨,这青牛精到底是不是天庭的公务员呢?嘿,您别说,这里头的门道可多了去了
就拿这青牛精在西游记里的种种表现来说吧。它一出场,那架势,威风凛凛的,可仔细一瞧,总感觉透着那么一股子天庭的范儿
有网友就扒出来了,青牛精的这个习惯,一不小心就把它天庭公务员的身份给暴露喽!
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此话题也是引起了网友们的热议,评论区留言纷纷,让人看了笑得合不拢嘴
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高干秘书下基层[看]
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哈哈哈哈哈,这个小牛可有意思了,为了应付上面差事抓唐僧,其实自己下界只是为了吃橘子[舔屏]
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中国人独有的严谨[偷笑]
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青牛:“师傅我吃素啊,而且已经长生不老了,我去合理嘛?” [惊呆] 老君:“上面有指标,你凑合着去吧”[呆无辜]
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领导下达完不成的KPI的时候,员工都这样[捂脸]
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勇敢牛牛[惊呆]:你说这事整的…(嚼嚼嚼)…猴子偷金丹时候…(嚼嚼)…都是我告诉他放哪的…(嚼)还分了我俩瓶…(嚼嚼)…这好不容易见面了还是加班时候…(嚼嚼嚼)…也是为难我猴哥了…(嚼)…我这还得提醒他流程…(嚼)…猴哥快点啊一会赶不上吃晚饭了。(╥﹏╥不想加班)唉算了^O^我先歇一歇⊙﹏⊙
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收了哪吒能把李靖打死[捂脸]
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哈哈哈,青牛带太上老君西出飞升,估计功德比金蝉子还大,吃他的肉比吃唐僧的强多了,而且老君名下,天天吃仙草露水,下界纯苦差事,只能吃点橘子哈哈
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考勤机都没了 打没打卡不知道
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老君东出函谷关骑牛飞升的 成道坐骑开玩笑呢 金丹当糖豆嚼 大圣吃的没他好[看]
不过话说回来,这也只是咱们根据它的表现瞎猜猜。到底是不是,还得看吴承恩老爷子当初是咋想的。但不管咋说,这青牛精的故事,给咱们带来了太多的欢乐和讨论,让咱们在茶余饭后有了不少乐子
反正我觉得啊,不管它是不是天庭的公务员,这都是西游记里一个特别出彩的角色,让咱们记住了它,也让咱们对西游记这部经典有了更多的思考和回味。您觉得呢?
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