你们爸妈是怎么发现你抽烟的?网友：二楼吸烟，烟头砸到了我妈
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发现抽的是烟后你被踹飞了1.5米而不是3米？
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要是换成了爸爸，你这少不了一顿打啊
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这是喝蒙了吧，即发现了喝酒又发现了吸烟
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然后呢？对你来了一次爱的问候？
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我小时候也是，让我用烟点鞭炮然后让我快灭了吸两口，我没敢吸
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你这么的不经逗啊，说不定就是你想吸了
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哈哈哈，一句话就暴露了你会吸烟
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两张图片你能找到几处不同
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为啥大家都喜欢把烟头藏在床下
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然后就说你是不是，今天刚被说了
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你这是妥妥的暴露了自己
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说不定给你来一次混合双打
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笑死我了，熟人好告状啊
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这一局双赢的只有妈妈
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习惯暴露了你的本性啊，一看就是没少吸
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两张图片你能找到几处不同
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钓鱼执法，好深的套路啊
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哈哈哈对不起，不应该笑这么大声
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你以为你妈不知道？幼稚！她就是嫌一次揍两个太累了
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你这形容的姿势我以为你在我家装监控了呢
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这个拉嗓子，吃不得
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我终于绷不住了，笑死我了
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两张图片你能找到几处不同
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我想用脑门儿给你砸个核桃吃
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你爸还知道让生意伙伴跟你借烟借火。
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是什么样的姿势，一眼被认出
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抽烟的人身上有烟味，嘴巴里也有，瞒不了人的
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灵魂画手啊！我都瞧出来你爸爸和你面面相觑的表情了
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我还以为你妈蹲在厨房门口抽起烟来了…
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你说的这个同学是不是你自己
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