蛋仔 发表于 2024-9-18 10:01:27

单身狗的灵魂拷问:亲嘴口臭吗?口水恶心吗?亲耳朵亲到耳屎咋办

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我闺蜜,三十多了,妥妥的大龄剩女,我很奇怪,长的好看,脾气也好,工作也好,怎么就不肯谈恋爱呢?追她的人我看着挺不错的,她就是不答应!
问急了,终于说了,她说,她觉得亲嘴恶心!感觉俩人口水都糊一起,互相交换,很难接受!
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真爱的俩人,不会嫌弃对方口水!黄牙?口臭?那接受不了,不会看上这样的对象吧?个人卫生还是要做好的。
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嘿嘿。
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有时候,谈恋爱确实是做任务,到了年纪了,该谈恋爱了,该结婚了,该生孩子了。。。按部就班做下去呗。
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对方一脸汗,是不会亲的吧?牙齿上的泥?牙缝菜?牙结石?哦,宝贝,你想的也太多了,是有洁癖吧!
摸对方太用力,搓出黑泥?给我笑死了,这卫生不过关啊!
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这届网友太会联想了!
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自己去亲一个就知道啦!女孩子的嘴巴是软软的,香香的!
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黑头?所以亲亲要闭眼睛啦!不然一张大脸,也怪吓人啦。
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亲嘴不好,咋有那么多人,一亲就半小时起步,难舍难分呢。不信你看看大学宿舍晚上关门前,全是抱着啃的,啃的带劲的咧!路过的都有点尴尬
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啥舌苔。。。接吻的时候还考虑这个?老中医啊!还望闻问切呢。
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这就是不谈恋爱的原因!

红唇 发表于 2024-9-18 10:37:21

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