笑麻了,体制内也少不了卧龙凤雏,网友捅的篓子一个比一个精彩
以前一直觉得,体制内的工作环境要求会更加规范和严谨,也有更严格的管理体系,工作中能够尽量避免出错。但体制内打工人也是人,工作也难免会出现差池,但是,咱们就说,有时候捅出的篓子也太离谱了吧,难怪有人说这个世界是个巨大的草台班子[捂脸]。https://flv0.bn.netease.com/0abf291beb0b6613d17759776ba65dad93af89784a88a89437e33174d91ba5a6c27381882489e95493e709fda85d59e39c8d58fcbd18fb7f52e00d3447125f3b679e1b25be4035d8ce5d60022a2cd44894bb56768557ddb2fb8838458aaa95c817e2ff5ecd5d288f0a91a97b4d969e63e7ce9e923beeacc4.m3u8
网友们看到这个话题,纷纷留下了自己详实的“口供”,看大家捅的篓子也是状况百出啊。
咋开的啊,这难道是你们的新型审讯方式吗?
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你别说,你小子真机灵。
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领导:我寻思寻思以前是不跟他有仇。
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领导:有你是我的福气。
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救命,窒息啊,不愧是活阎王[看]。
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区长:好险,得亏我反应快。
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你是竞争对手公司派来的吧?
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领导:你要是看上我的位置直说,没必要弯弯绕绕。
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老太太:咋回事啊,返聘的时候也没说是这指标啊。
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局长:小伙子,我跟你没仇吧?
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你也是啥都敢拿啊,领导在本本里给你记正字呢。
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领导:你简直倒反天罡。
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珍惜吧,这可能是最后一次荣耀时刻了[看]。
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就说笑点太低不是好事。
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领导:差点我就要印小广告了。
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领导看你挺努力的,也不好骂你。
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县长:我也没说你什么,不至于要我命吧。
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文印大爷:她这么做一定有她的道理[看]。
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这可能会在近一年时间里成为支行的笑话[捂脸]。
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什么部长,还偷能量,必须扔[看]。
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不逼一下领导,都不知道领导肚子里多少墨水。
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就说是不是故意的。
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你还真敢写啊。
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同事:你小子,以后午睡眼睛别闭着。
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你要承认了,村里人能骂到你去世那天。
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所以说,虽然是新人可能没有工作经验,但是不管在什么岗位做事,都要心细谨慎、多复盘累积经验,虽然大家的经历看着属实好笑,但是现实中每个工作的背后也隐藏着升迁契机,千万不要随意对待每个展现自己的机会。
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