笑死，难怪女婿第一次上门很紧张，网友：我爸给表演了光膀子劈砖
到了适婚年龄的男生女生，第一次去对方家，想必都非常紧张。毕竟婚姻是人生大事，恋爱只有得到双方家庭的认可，才算是过了重要的第一关。特别对于恋爱中的男性来说，第一次去女方家大多都觉得格外拘谨。如果是会来事的，能很快和女方家庭成员打成一片，要是本来就是内向性格的男生，可真是会紧张忐忑得脚趾抠地，于是很多人会不自觉惹出不少趣事。有网友总结了第一次上门缓解尴尬的方法：有弟逗弟，无弟逗狗，无弟无狗田边走。简直太金句了
其他网友们也纷纷分享自己初次上女友家的经历，真是太好笑了，文字间透出了小心翼翼，太不容易了。
更加抬不起头了。
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哈哈哈你这个人，哪有把朋友这样提的？
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狗子：长这么大，终于找到玩伴了。
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真就是得这样，大大方方的。
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老丈人：我看看他有什么能耐。
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你要是敢对他女儿不好，劈的可就不是砖了。
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赤裸裸的威胁啊[看]。
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你老公换个星球生活吧。
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哥哥：你别害我啊。
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你这是真牛，遇上传统点的父母可能真的不同意，毕竟对方父母来才会显得有诚意一些。
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哈哈哈以后去工地干活也算熟练工了。
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感觉这样才是正常家庭，第一次来怎么着也算是客人，再不喜欢也不能没有礼仪。
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家里有狗子吗？没有的话养一只吧[看]。
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用上战术了。
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爷：这小孩，手忒快了。
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第一次去，你还真不客气啊。
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这性格好啊，一点不内耗。
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这是暗示：算了吧？
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情商高，哪个父母不爱啊。
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玩得开啊，已经把所有人收买了[看]。
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人家都是丈母娘看女婿越看越满意，怎么到你就不一样了。
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哈哈哈各叫各的。
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说实话，第一次见父母，紧张也是正常的，就是因为重视才会觉得倍感压力，其实只要让父母感受到用心、真诚就可以啦。
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