一生要面儿的中国人，叫了钟点工,妈妈:家丑不可外扬，先打扫一遍
中国人有句老话：家丑不可外扬。自己邋遢不要紧，可不能让外人看到了，不然给人笑话。于是，常常因为这种没必要的负担感做了没必要的事。就像这位网友：因为怕妈妈累着，想让她好好休息，于是给妈妈叫了个钟点工打扫家里卫生，接着，妈妈的神操作来了，因为怕被钟点工说家里太脏，妈妈提前把家里打扫了一遍。
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这简直是在演我，记得年纪小的时候，因为打算第二天去剪头发，担心头发太油，提前把头发洗好再去理发店。
网友们说：你不是一个人，看到大家的神评，不禁感叹：不愧是一生好面儿的中国人啊，真是会被笑死：
钟点工：这都是你该得的[看]。
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哈哈哈要的就是这个效果。
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啊这，真是一生要面儿的中国人。
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相信干过这事的真不少呢。
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也是狠狠拿捏了，强得没边啊。
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妈呀，男人的手劲是真大啊。
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外卖员：叔，下次吧，不然等会超时了。
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这种通情达理倒是没必要哈。
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你回：我到过。
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我以前也这么干过，人说：你是不是不常洗头啊？
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人怎么能没用成这样。
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为什么在我家装监控。
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真的，有时候自己都觉得累[捂脸]。
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哈哈哈演我，每年开春减肥的时候，怕穿裤子人家看我腿粗，自己在家先跳半个月一个月的操才出门跑步。
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笑死了，简直了，太顽强了。
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你俩再走两步都到家了。
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朋友可以来，但是不能突然来[流泪]。
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还好已经瘦下来了，在宿舍练的两个月，就当提前付了吧。
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姐，你是个狠人啊。
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肯定把人厨房都打扫了一遍吧。
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妈妈一定是个热情的人啊。
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这么看来，这“好面儿”还真是刻在中国人骨子里的基因啊，看完知道，我真的不是一个人哈哈哈。
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