蛋仔 发表于 2024-7-11 16:31:21

问大家谈恋爱是怎么被发现的?网友被发现的经历简直千奇百怪

这里是不换糖的频道,非常感谢大家对我这个头条新人的支持。希望来的朋友能多多点赞,多多转发,多多评论,祝大家在新的一年里“龙年大吉,好运连连”。
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‬第一次看以为,是你哥的对象183。后来才知道,是你爸问你哥的对象多高,没问你,你哥没回答,你自己回答把自己给炸出来[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬你爸也不知道你凌晨一点带着对象散步啊,这不巧了吗[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬老人家只会听她想听的,不想听的她就是耳背。你跟她说有八卦试试,你看她耳不耳背[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬这不更好,丈母娘都告诉你她女儿不爱吃啥了,你还不懂事点[不看][不看]

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‬真的假的,这么厉害吗[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬这个真的是丢人丢到家了[捂脸][捂脸]还是餐厅里的蓝牙,整个餐厅里的人都听见了[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬不是,心这么大啊,就不怕别人不给你送直接带回家吗[捂脸][捂脸]但是,这么太巧了,也算是见过家长了[奸笑][奸笑]

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‬一开门,爸爸:这是你男朋友给你订的花,请签收[憨笑][憨笑]

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‬我以前也被父母诈过,但是他们没有真凭实据,我就死口不认,就是没有!怎么问也没有![呲牙][呲牙]

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‬你说备注写个名字多好,还备注宝宝,这下好了,穿帮了吧[奸笑][奸笑]

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‬阿姨怎么也想不到,还能一石二鸟,一查就查出俩[憨笑][憨笑]

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妙啊,学到了!过两年我也可以这么我弟弟了,以前都是爸妈诈我,总算轮到我诈别人了[奸笑][奸笑]‬
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‬你说你俩是去酒店参加聚会的,你猜他信不信?[机智][机智]

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‬这就不得不认真的问一问了,到底是打哈欠脱臼的,还是亲嘴亲脱臼的啊?
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‬四年级了,真的是大意了!人家只是不会拼音,又不是不认字[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬哈哈哈,谁懂啊,《一脸笑的稀烂》![我想静静][我想静静]

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‬果然是亲弟弟,还当着你妈的面说,但是,弟弟说的是“爱人”[泣不成声][泣不成声]

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‬不是,还真的有是算出来的!好神奇啊,这到底是怎么算的出来的吧[泪奔][泪奔]

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又一个被算出来的,‬真的太神奇了[震惊][震惊]

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‬我就说嘛,有八卦的时候,老人就不耳背了,[我想静静][我想静静]

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‬哈哈哈,多大点事啊,还押着来的。不知道的以为犯了什么事呢[笑哭][笑哭]

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‬严重怀疑你前任是不对你还有什么想法,不然有他什么事,他告什么密啊[吃瓜群众][吃瓜群众]

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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-12 14:56:23

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