仔仔 发表于 2024-7-11 16:32:54

笑发财了!现在小孩的年龄就是个谜!网友:我儿子是不可能早恋的

这里是不换糖的频道,非常感谢大家对我这个头条新人的支持。希望来的朋友能多多点赞,多多转发,多多评论,祝大家在新的一年里“龙年大吉,好运连连”。
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‬“嗖嗖嗖”又咋的了,不妨碍他在学校有心仪的女生,没有什么是不可能的[奸笑][奸笑]

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‬中班?幼儿园啊这是!到底多高了啊,教练都误会了[我想静静][我想静静]

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‬看过一个视频,儿子初中了,一米八几的大个,妈妈长得也不高,骂他还得仰着头,说骂他一顿脖子遭老罪了。后来妈妈直接站在椅子上骂,那画面笑死了[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬现在小孩都挺早熟的。我听我妈和其他家长聊天,说她女儿四年级还是五年级就来了,我琢磨着现在小孩发育都这么早吗。我们以前都是六年级才来[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬我弟弟五年级的时候,我去接他放学,后面一群乌泱泱的学生出来了,我的天!一个男生在人群中尤为显眼,以为是老师呢,出来一看穿着校服!真的太高了,当然我就想,现在小学就这么高了,以后还能长么?要是还能长,起码不得一米九啊[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬哈哈哈,小学生专属法器-电话手表!
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‬不是,虽然年龄小,但是这185的大高个,要是跟我睡。我会接受不了,不知道为什么[我想静静][我想静静]

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看明白了,让一个8岁的孩子喊他叔叔,他不高兴了,所以动手了。‬想起我二十几岁的时候,带着我弟弟去买玩具,一小孩帮他妈妈看店,付完钱的时候他说了一句“谢谢阿姨”,我

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‬哈哈哈,笑死。一米八几的大壮汉[捂脸][捂脸]一米七七的女壮士[捂脸]

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‬那种感觉就是,这身高就不应该贴着墙吃棒棒糖,看着违和。[捂脸][捂脸]175背着个玩具枪,这个是打从心里的嫌弃啊[捂脸]

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‬哈哈哈,笑不活了!哈哈哈!戴着帽子戴着口罩还双手插兜,一米八的身高,看着就帅!不怪大爷误会,这站姿确实像一个家长看着孩子在逗狗[捂脸]

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‬这脚得多大啊,小学生就穿43码的鞋。我对象才42码[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬哈哈哈,老男人。孩子正在变声期吧,这期间声音听着确实挺像老头的[笑哭][笑哭]

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孩子反应挺快啊,但是稚嫩的脸,出卖了你,毕竟才十岁啊[泪奔]‬
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‬确实长得高的,容易被人误会,看起来比较成熟。比如我,就那160的身高(自己都嫌弃),出去剪头发,阿姨问我大学毕业了吗。那年我28[尬笑][尬笑],尴尬死了。
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‬不是,五年级204斤,太胖了啊!得控制啊,不能再让它自由发挥了,不然就控制不住了啊[石化]

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‬180的小孩,搁家里看熊出没,那个画面也挺乐的[笑哭][笑哭]

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‬吃啥长大的啊,才初二啊,就2米高了??
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-12 14:56:02

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