仔仔 发表于 2024-7-11 16:35:27

我再也不偷听路人对话了,笑出声来就尴尬了!哈哈哈,评论区笑死

这里是不换糖的频道,非常感谢大家对我这个头条新人的支持。希望来的朋友能多多点赞,多多转发,多多评论,祝大家在新的一年里“龙年大吉,好运连连”。
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‬不是,看到前半段的时候,我承认我想多了,看到最后一句,对不起,是我思想太复杂[我想静静][我想静静]

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‬电话亭?这都是几几年的事了啊,感觉电话亭是好久以前的事了。不是,都有手机了,还电话亭扫什么码,手机是摆设吗[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬哈哈哈,好真实。去山庄吃饭,问服务员厕所在哪,服务员说前面就是,我边走边闻味,闻到味了,哦找到了[我想静静][我想静静]

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‬就好比你拿着学生证,别人都看见了,还问你是工作了还是在读书[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬就是有时候吧,去到店里你都坐下了,慢悠悠的看着菜单点餐,点完了服务员还要问打包还是带走。我就

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‬哈哈哈,简直一模一样!!小时候玩过家家,都是这样模仿的。我的天,然后现在看着小孩子还是这么玩,我就憋不住了,自己替自己尴尬[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬我以为有什么八卦听呢!原来是家长在辅导孩子学业,哈哈哈!“什么关系?说啊!”[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬这小朋友怎么这么没有眼力见呢啊,瞬间不知哪个更惨。被叫叔叔的那个惨,还是被叫妈妈的那个更惨[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬哈哈哈,笑死!挺有自知之明啊,挺清楚自己有几斤几两啊,抱头痛哭[捂脸][捂脸]

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虽然我和我弟出去,重的都是让我弟拿,我基本也都是两手空空。但是我弟六年级,这小孩才五岁,能拿多少东西啊[吐血][吐血]‬
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‬果然,人类的悲欢并不相通。你日日夜夜想遇见的人,别人未必想遇见你。
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‬放暑假,我舅舅的儿子来我家住,跟我弟睡。他们每天都是到点就回房间,然后假装睡觉,两个人商量着“我们不要吵,装睡着,一会她们就不会理我们了”。我妈站在门外听得一清二楚[偷笑][偷笑]

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‬哈哈哈,这个真的憋不住,瞬间就笑出声。吵着架也憋不住[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬让你瞎买[捂脸][捂脸]我都是买那种小的,因为我懒,懒得还得用刀把它拍碎。
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‬哈哈哈,腿抬不起来,上不了火车。三条裤子还好吧,不至于这样吧?[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬客户:啊?我的外卖呢,你咋空手来的?
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‬不是,有些亲戚就是尬聊。我和我弟回老家,我俩明显就是我大啊。亲戚非得说一句:哦你是姐姐啊。

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‬这对象不会说话啊,咋的了,一角一角的付怎么了嘛[酷拽][酷拽]

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‬小点声!你也太不在乎自己形象了,这事能在大街上说吗[捂脸]

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‬我很认真的看了一遍!差点就信以为真了!
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‬咋了呢,蝉和蛐蛐的叫声都不会分呐[奸笑][奸笑]

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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-12 14:58:04

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