笑死人不偿命的聊天记录，个个幽默风趣，看完笑出八块腹肌
生活中总有一些人天生自带幽默细胞，一句话就能让你哈哈大笑。今天就来欣赏一波网上的搞笑聊天记录，看完笑到肚子痛，到底是哪个挨千刀的教你们这么聊天的。输入法住厕所里了？
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俗话说“女大三抱金砖”，问：男大三抱什么？
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阿姨说的对，谁家吃不上饭的孩子穿XXXXL
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不愧是“家庭弟位”，幸好没养狗，否则家里都没有你的饭
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我以为是我没救了，结果是你下班了，说话大喘气容易吓死人
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什么？牛都学会告状啦？
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放心，过的不好，我自己会跑
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你就说敏不敏感吧
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大哥，不会聊天，就不要硬聊
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想个屁，我方向盘被偷了
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谁还不是个宝宝呢
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哈哈，你还客气上了
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会员能借我用一下吗？
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嗯～～单身是有原因的
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你是懂理解的，我竟无言以对
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坚决不能迟到早退
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谈个恋爱，全家差点团灭了
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