仔仔 发表于 2024-7-11 17:20:23

笑不活了!嘴比脑子快,说话嘴瓢能有多离谱?说完后已不敢面对

脑子短路后嘴比脑子快,真是啥都敢说啊! 我:天地良心,不是我的本意,我不是这么想的啊~请相信我!
宿舍同学:他是和我开玩笑呢?还是来真的!
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玩玩就开始扬沙子了是吧!
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很难说,你说不是故意气人的都没有人信!
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说的对,可不兴喝这个啊!
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卧龙凤雏果然是一对?!
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哈哈哈~知道我为什么会笑嘛~
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医生:这都要手术了?还想着吃呢!
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突然想到生哥(陈楚生)在尺度和和分寸之间选择了尺寸!
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所以,他回复了嘛?!
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外公,我没有这个没长脑子的孙子辈~
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真是看一次,笑一次~叫~
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叔叔:今天我打菜要是不手抖,我都对不起你对我的不尊重!
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再问,我可要打你了啊。
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有有有!你要啥样的,就给你啥样的!
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大型尴尬社死现场直播~全场安静!
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看看,把孩子都气坏了~
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护士:其实老早之前我就听懂了,但是我就是想看看,还有说出来多离谱的名字!
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-12 14:36:45

滴~学生卡,打卡成功!楼主辛苦了,祝楼主:身体健康🧡,打卡时间:2024年07月12日 14:36:46—— 来自:荷包蛋部落(HBD0.CN)一键打卡
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