仔仔 发表于 2024-7-14 10:40:18

原来南方人水灵是因为湿气重,去新疆沙疗变成了兵马俑,评论笑死

近日,一南方女子听说新疆吐鲁番能治宫寒、去湿气,埋沙可以让痛经消失,她一直就是湿气重,哪哪都不得劲儿,整天都没啥精神,于是就飞去新疆沙疗去了。
结果发现自己湿气真的重得离谱,新疆本地人沙疗后起身抖一抖身上就没沙子了,而她直接结渣,可以cos兵马俑了!
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所以网友调侃,原来南方人水灵是因为湿气重,怪不得南方人一生都在和湿气作斗争!
关于南方湿气有多重,这届网友是懂得评论的,我要笑死在评论区里:
我广东去湖北,在湖北一下高铁感觉浑身毛孔收缩,太干了[泪奔]
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广东最近真的像个蒸炉一样,雨还没下多久,就开始有点热了,就感觉那个湿气疯狂往自己身上钻[捂脸]
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在南方人眼里,西北和东北都是北,一样一样的[狗头]
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啊?吃吃喝喝还能瘦了?太离谱了,这诱惑谁受得了?
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好羡慕,我只有洗完头发吹干了才有那种根根分明的效果[流泪]
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哈哈哈梭梭树兴奋的说,朝廷的赈灾粮来了[泪奔]
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要不来一次广东吧,会发霉的,会长菌子的~[尬笑]
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太神奇了,那北方是不是普遍都没有姨妈痛这回事啊?
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南方室内开电风扇都是吹的热风,广东37℃就能把人热懵了,要不说流放岭南呢……
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哈哈哈华南F3率先申请前往沙漠治理干旱![奸笑]
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-15 17:14:09

滴~会员卡,打卡成功!楼主辛苦了,祝楼主:财源滚滚🧡,打卡时间:2024年07月15日 17:14:09—— 来自:荷包蛋部落(HBD0.CN)一键打卡
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