你的升学宴有多尴尬？这孩子考得这么好，大家伙先一起鞠个躬！
你表哥真不善解人意，又影响到了你舅妈以后快乐的每一天https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0714%2F91354395j00sglwq50012d000hs00ezg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
然后逢人就说：为了电动车才没考北大清华985。
一开始就猜出来了只有这个能兑现，哈
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笑鼠了，这升学宴的“尴尬”也太凡尔赛了吧！
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尴尬啥，多有缘分，说不定还能旧情复燃一下[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
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武汉大学名字短小精悍，民国就有了，什么XX科技、理工一大堆，声誉靠不断积累拉开差距，老一辈没听过很正常
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要知道，直男爹审美和乖女儿是完全的两个世界，你爹一定觉得他宝贝女儿哪张照片都好看，放大这张也是美爆了的
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不明白家长怎么想的，驾校教练这种底层职业都需要讨好
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.大家看到了吧，上海的高考就是这么容易，朴实无华
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民风淳朴，真好
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我嘞个豆啊，这尴尬得我脚趾抓地了！
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哈尔滨工程大学，尚能接受。
哈尔滨商业大学，祖上蒙羞了确实[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
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我读的理科，我家亲戚就拿他家孩子文科成绩和我比[捂脸][捂脸]，还挺得意，说他家小孩分数比我高多了。结果他家小孩没过本科线，我上了本科[得意][得意][得意]
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这是你的升学宴吗？主人公不让去？连吃菜的份都没有？
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还真别说，我老家县城旁边很大的水库，夏天每天都有人去游泳洗澡，每年都有淹死的刚被录取的大学生。
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这孩子考得这么好，大家伙先一起鞠个躬！
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