全麻手术能让人身败名裂？网友分享太炸裂了，平时大家可别玩太花
全麻手术绝对是最“恐怖”的手术了，不是因为有多危险，风险有多大，而是因为患者们在全麻以后，都会情不自禁的说出一些令人匪夷所思的话。所以平时真的别玩太花！不然全麻后各种反应层出不穷，发言一个比一个炸裂，简直就是大型的社死现场！
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全麻前真的得找人准备堵住嘴，不敢想象当时你姐有多尴尬
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有痔疮的是真害怕出血，一旦出血，要连续好几天呢
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你闺蜜这是啥癖好啊，这下好了，你俩一下子出名
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真适合做特工，遗言都交代了，密码是交代不了一点啊
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肠镜就是通过肛门进入的，但是你这话说起来怎么黄黄的啊，太尴尬了
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我的天，光是看着文字，我都尴尬的脚趾扣地了
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有时候睡觉前想什么事情，做梦也会一直梦到
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有些年轻医生是真的帅，你只是把大家的心声说出来，别自卑
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还能有这服务啊？四个医生轮流给你唱儿歌哄你，这多少钱都买不来
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建议全麻的时候可以提要求，把嘴巴拿胶带缠几圈，多缠几圈
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我三外爷爷在俄罗斯留过学，醉酒后狂飙俄语，全村没有一个人能听懂
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全麻刚醒，睁眼看到医生，问他人生的意义是什么，他就顺着说你觉得呢？
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好家伙，这麻醉药怎么还成真话针了，全麻以后要让闺蜜陪
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邻居脑血栓，好了以后一口正宗的普通话，大半年之后才慢慢没有了
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老公：你搁这点男模呢？要不我走？
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没事，你老公还知道不要告诉你，还是在乎你的，都过去的事了
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对此，大家怎么看呢？你们有过类似的见闻或者经历吗？欢迎留言哦
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