起猛了的尴尬你们经历过吗?网友:脖子套的是我爸本命年的红裤衩
不知道你们有没有经历过上课或者上班要迟到了那种紧张时刻呢!那么,在这种紧张的状态下你们有闹出过幺蛾子吗?我记得有一次我上班实在是太累了,第二天闹钟响了几次都被我无情地关掉了,最后猛地一个激灵起猛了,一阵慌乱。
匆匆忙忙收拾好就去公司了,坐我旁边的同事时不时瞅我几眼,终于同事笑嘻嘻地凑过来说:“你在哪里买的新款啊?这衣服还是反过来的好有个性啊!”
低头一看,啊!狂奔厕所,留下同事在风中凌乱一脸懵…
那么你们有没有类似的经历呢?来,让我们一起看看网友们的分享:
没事,将就戴戴,系好了也一样![捂脸]
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难怪咱妈找了一天也没找到晚上跳广场舞用的音响[泪奔]
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有效期:永久[捂脸]
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写错字了,吃颗牛乳花生糖吧![不看]
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这检票大姐一身的牛劲啊[捂脸]
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吓我一跳,还以为是结婚证呢![奸笑]
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老实交代,你是不是故意来炫耀的[呲牙][呲牙]
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哇塞,五体投地,你这是在最不清醒的时候,做了最勇敢的事![赞]
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这是今年流行的新款吗?[捂脸]
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工作人员:哇塞,黑卡[星星眼]
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你猜我为啥不笑,因为我也经历过[泪奔]
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揉揉眼睛,我饿了,怎么感觉你的笔是火腿肠啊?[捂脸][捂脸]
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是不是没被人要过微信啊?
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陈总,今天介绍就不做了,我亲自下厨给你做个菜如何?
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至少能戳个洞,倒着
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我已经想到了你迟到的样子了[捂脸]
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写到最后
这就是起猛了造成的尴尬啊,真的是恨不得找个地缝钻进去,不过转头一想,能给大家增添一点笑料也是不错的呢!
就当作是老天给我开的一个玩笑,笑一笑十年少,我这一下年轻了好几岁了呢!
这种这么有趣的尴尬你们经历过吗?一起来分享一下吧!
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