捧哏客服，逗哏客户，跳跃的思维才能碰撞出这么有趣的对话！
客户与顾客之间的对话真是笑死人了，人类跳跃的思维导致，回复的每一句都在情理之中，却也在意料之外！有些好笑，有些无奈~double kill！私人感情请不要上升至商品层面！
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您好，我只是名字叫这个~老婆饼里面也没有老婆呀！
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撤回一个“公主”，送你一个“灰姑娘”！
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美好的一天？呵呵~我就是让你颤抖的人类存在
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哎呦，这个插销为何长得有鼻子有眼儿的？
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他没打错，就是为了气你，哈哈哈哈！
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客服，与我墨迹这么半天，合着就要两元啊，吓死宝宝了！
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啊，我虽然确实表达有些不明确，但是我也只是客服，不是中医啊！好完整的舌苔，哈哈哈
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你这个断句能力啊！是空气炸锅的把手！！！
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额···也就是现在网络沟通，客服现在想刀人的冲动都有了！
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客服，您这么问可就没有常识以及素质了！
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本来挺开心的，但是你这么问完，我心脏颤抖了！
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哈哈哈，有没有好心网友解释一下什么事沙挺！
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听君一席话，胜过一席话！！！
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额···我还不知道6-4=2？有问必答，回答的虽然有道理但是不在点上！
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客服已默认您长得不会那么不合规！
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天惹，我感觉又被内涵到，但是还木有证据
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客服主打一个实在，客户要是买了，都不好意思差评！
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您要是非得穿~！那您只能短着穿呗
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这个小编很有趣，加个关注不迷路哦~
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